For the first time in a long time I sat down and watched some of the campaigning going on for President on TV the other night. Unfortunately, it was the Florida GOP debate with Romney, Gingrich, Paul and Santorum.
What a fucking train wreck.
Romney and Gingrich played the role of rival children in the same sandbox, spending the bulk of their time arguing about who’s cat was responsible for all the turds in the sand. Santorum was the shy new kid from down the block who stood at the edge of the playground, warily watching the two ‘big kids’ argue from a safe distance. Ron Paul, playing the role of the kind and soft-spoken grandfather from next door, spoke intelligently but nobody seemed to notice.
This is the best the GOP has to offer? Is this what we have to look forward to until November? Somebody hand me the remote. Give me Pawn Stars, American Restoration, or Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. I’ll even take re-runs of Restaurant Impossible.
God helps us all.

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